A Funny Fishing Story May Brighten Your Day

Here is a true story...really.Now the die was cast, Dad had to win this fight.
Canoe float trips are a great past-time here inAs he pulled harder the line became more and
Missouri as we are blessed with many beautifulmore like a slingshot ready to let go.
streams.I could just feel the tension as the hairs on the
The creeks are beautiful, with crystal clear water,back of my neck stood up.
low overhanging trees and an occasional turtle orI looked at my brother and he looked at me (with
snake sunning on the many downed trees andreal fear in his eyes) and we both turned our
stumps.backs, covered our heads and heard the most
One summer day my dad, younger brother and Iinteresting sound. It was kind of like a snap and
were enjoying a 12 mile float on the Upperthen a whistling kind-of missile sound... then...thud
Meramec River. We were having a delightful timeWhew, what a relief! It's over.
just lazily floating down the river.When we turned back around Dad was looking at
About five miles into the trip Dad decided heus with the most quizzical look on his face. It was
would do a little fishn'... he'd rather fish than eat.an odd look that was magnified by the huge red
My brother Jim and I were content to just enjoyand white fishing lure dangling from his upper lip.
the day but we could see that Dad neededIt was just about the most unique thing I had
hisfishn' fix (I heard somewhere that it is moreever laid eyes on.
addictive than nicotine). I know Dad was hooked.It was one of those moments when laughing
He caught and released a few small bass and thenwould seem disrespectful but...dang.
the giant fishing lure he was casting (the kind withMy very first thought was "why didn't we bring a
about fifty hooks) accidentally snagged on a lowcamera?". Then, the magnitude of the situation
tree branch on the other side of the stream.sank in.
It was really, REALLY hooked.We still have 7 miles to go and Dad has a
My brother and I tried to slow the canoe andFISHING LURE attached to his face...please God...
back it up toward the tree but the water wasdon't let any friends happen by...PLEASE!
flowing too quickly. We did at least get the canoeDad had other concerns like getting the lure off
stopped.without damage to it... it was his "lucky" lure.
Dad started to pull on the line... and PULL!Well, sadly he lost the "lucky" lure because the
I want to take a moment and say a word abouthook barbs would not come out and we didn't
my father...STUBBORN.think it a good idea to just cut them out. Happily
A true contrarian. I mean, if I (or anyone, really)some nice guys happened by and snipped off the
say, "do this", it is a given that he will NOT do it.hooks with a pair of wire cutters leaving the
On the other hand, if I say "don't do this"...HEbarbs for a doctor to remove.
WILL DO IT... with gusto.Dad did a little more fishn' then decided since we
A mule would seem flexible and obsequious instill had 7 miles to go and it was getting late, we
comparison.should get a movin'. We paddled like crazy and
I should have known better and take fullgot out at about 7:00pm.
responsibility for what happened next.We were too late for a doctor so we poured
As he pulled on the line I became fearful of theiodine on the wounds and stuck on a large
possibility that the lure would let go, sending itband-aid.
whizzing toward usand in my moment of fear IThe next day our family doctor fixed him right
said...stupidly..."Dad, why don't you just cut theup...with a little ribbing thrown in for free.
line?".The float was wonderful exercise and Dad caught
The moment the words left my mouth I knew...about a hundred and ninety-five pounder.
KNEW something bad was about to happen. Jim,His largest ever!
my brother, gave me a look like...you've done itAll in all it was a very good day.
now... you know you should always tell dad theMuch better than that time fishing during the
exact opposite of what you want...idiot.tornado.